Mr. Wood's Top 6 Musings On Making Money

1. "This looking for work thing is trickier than it looks! Can't you shed a few pounds, have some prominent facial surgery, get fit, do your hair, work on your posture and then possibly do modelling?"
2. "If you want big bucks you should make an app where you can take 2 photos. One of person 1. One of person 2. It then merges them to show you what their ghastly adult child would look like  ;¬)"
3. "I would almost be tempted to go for that job myself. But I’m too lazy."
4. "You'd think that any bar in the city should be a gold mine. I wonder how much they cost?"
5. "I hate copper coins and want to start a petition to remove them leaving only 5p and above to spend. It’s well known that most people fear change."
6. "Once again I had to walk past St Pauls Cathedral. I can only say that the anti-capitalist demonstrators should be ashamed of themselves - at a cellular level."